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HEGBITS BITE BACK!!

This latest section will provide deepish insight and improve understanding with regards to the role of Hegs protagonist…………… Aspidisteria: Daughter of the Kiosk Magnate and beloved of I, but betrothed to none other the Solid King Solid Fume III! There’s no doubt that this is a marriage of connivance – her father the Kiosk MagnateContinue reading “HEGBITS BITE BACK!!”

Chameleon Death Squad: The story so far…

Doctors Amazed Medical professionals around the globe have professed amazement at the health benefits associated with prolonged sessions of listening to Chameleon Death Squad’s ‘Aural Contamination Therapy’. Positives include a major increase in beer consumption, better shit eating preferences and a general all-round improvement in quantum mechanental health. Potted History The origins of the bandContinue reading “Chameleon Death Squad: The story so far…”

When doctors fly!!

I yet await the question; Why, in the name of all that has wings and is blessed with the power of flight, does the Flying Doctor choose to use the aircraft so wonderfully observed in the above photo? I, of course, refer to the Flying Doctor who makes but few but heroic appearances in theContinue reading “When doctors fly!!”

HEGBITES BACK!

Prologue: Neither Covid nor the mental rigours which are part and parcel of any such undertaking as I prepare for my free-diving world record breaking attempt can prevent this. So, take breath and try to read all before I get to 104 metres on just A SINGLE LUNGFULL. In the true spriti of Dada theContinue reading “HEGBITES BACK!”

Hegnecdotes: FIRE AND TURKEY AT SANT PONÇ.A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (IF ONLY…)

The year: 1990. I had been living in Catalonia (Spain to the ignorant) for 8 months. Easter had arisen. Lord Tupelo, expecting a searing heat situation, arrived for his first visit to my humble dwelling sporting his boar-hide shorts and fancy parasol. This visit had been carefully timed to coincide with my holiday from workContinue reading “Hegnecdotes: FIRE AND TURKEY AT SANT PONÇ.A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (IF ONLY…)”

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! CHURCH OF BONGO IN “BIG BANG” SHOCKER.

From Rooters on the hot-spot co-respondent Lawd Tulepo. Message reads: CHURCH OF BONGO PLANS “BIG BANG” FOR HS2:   The first high-speed train to run the new HS2 line from London to Birmingham will be met by a giant drum, a Church of Bongo press release claimed today.   As the train speeds at 250mph through theContinue reading “EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! CHURCH OF BONGO IN “BIG BANG” SHOCKER.”

The Reeking Hegs Hall of Fame rides again! Who put the raunch in the judge’s paunch?

Devotees and fans of The Reeking Hegs will, I am sure, have a good idea of the answer to the above question. Step forward another of our shimmering constellation of characters in the strong female characters category – Mammadamn Spuloperov! Famed throughout Ugzcyk for her therapeutic healing and Carnomancing prowess, the Mammadamn features in settingsContinue reading “The Reeking Hegs Hall of Fame rides again! Who put the raunch in the judge’s paunch?”

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